My Dream Schedule

2008-07-08T23:55:00.000-07:00

it's like a wave
and i'm not unlike an infant

when it's in...
i'm soaked in it,
fucking emotion

and when it leaves,
I forget

2008-01-15T09:54:00.000-08:00

today: catch up on things left unattended to

tonight: screw his brains out

2008-01-12T02:46:00.000-08:00

noon - killyourfaceoff

2007-01-02T23:05:00.000-08:00

Starting January 01, 2007, I resolve to:

Get More Sleep

Lose 15 lbs. (or 25)

Attend to business more efficiently (not a sexual reference)

Dream of something with more natural fibers

Design a new template for my mind

Perform a cliche to mad applause by making it own sweet superstition

Take a bow next December.

2006-12-29T15:43:00.000-08:00

3am ~ smoke large amounts of greenery

4am ~ dream of wonderous things

5am ~ fall asleep

1pm ~ wake up

1:02pm ~ start to dream again

2006-12-27T22:55:00.000-08:00

dream of the drive
drive the dream

omg we totally bumped into eachother? This has to be a dream.

wake the hell up
sigh a sigh.

::sigh::

2006-12-11T15:38:00.000-08:00

12 midnight - wish for sleep

2 am - still waiting for sleep

4 am - pull hair out, have a minor stroke thinking about moving/new job/life

6 am - FINALLY fall asleep

6:15 am - alarm goes off

all day, wish for sleep, rub temples

4 pm - think about taking a nap, but realize its bedtime in like 8 hours again.

rinse repeat as necessary to CATCH MY DRIFT

2006-12-11T13:05:00.000-08:00

Wake up: Punch Santa in the face.

2006-12-03T15:02:00.000-08:00

7:30 am: wake up

1:00 pm: feel something

2:47 pm (and 23 seconds): shut down

8:00 pm: die probably

Your heart broke before the real blow hit. (sorry)

I'm good with disaster.

2006-12-01T14:33:00.000-08:00

I'd wake up
but its not time

when is the right time
the "miller" time
how absolutely a propos!

redonkulous, I say, so

there goes the alarm!

6 am: forget my dream

I hate when that happens.

2006-12-01T02:41:00.000-08:00

knock on november's door
ask where did you go?
and why so fast?
it's already december
i guess its xmas time again

time for presents

2006-11-28T20:28:00.000-08:00

8:00 am - Die.

9:00 am - Die.

10:00 am - Die.

11:00 am - Die.

12:00 pm - Die.

1:00 pm - Die.

2:00 pm - Die.

3:00 pm - Die.

4:00 pm - Die.

5:00 pm - Die.

6:00 pm - Die.

7:00 pm - Die.

8:00 pm - Die.

Yeah basically death is on the agenda.

in other news, i dreamed i had fins. and gardening was involved. then we haunted something.

2006-11-22T05:02:00.000-08:00

try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep
try to sleep

roll around, grit your teeth, type a bit, work a little

try to try to sleep

2006-11-21T23:08:00.000-08:00

8:00am hate the man who spoilt the plan

11:00am lift the fog from lunchtime liberties

7:00pm karaoke with Stu and Kass

9:00pm horse of a different color altogether

9:05pm whisper a secret to a duck

9:06pm wtf dont questing me mofo

11:00pm the butler and i "do it"

2006-11-21T22:17:00.000-08:00

7 - neck with Scotty

8 - taco tyme!

9 - where have all the flowers gone

10- sleep. damnit I'm tired

21 - Talk to corn, fight with potatoes, its turkey day almost

35 - hit the bricks with Papa Martino...he's so swell

98 - will you love me when I'M old? Hmm? I never asked you.

325 - stutter til the bricks break on the road

12 - Alarm call.

2006-11-11T14:38:00.000-08:00

Reek of FullJoy.

I never was there for him ever.

It's not about the nectarines, kid.

I couldn't pull it over his head.

Were you really interested when I spoke?

I swear to God it wasn't my fault even if I did it on purpose

What if I didn't ask?

I'll never cause this way again

How is it that canopies never speak?

You know why doubled my prodigy

Why am I smiling?

I've never crept so high

2006-11-03T16:49:00.000-08:00

8am: - wake up, act without choosing.

9am: - realize my capacity for hesitation rushes me in life

9:47am: - start to dither

10:46am: - clap my hands at the breakfast table

10:00am: - resonate

10:46: - continue again from now

11:00am: - feel out the situation with time

noon: - get rigorous with sound

1pm: - collect data till blue in the face!

4:17pm - go by a hunch, then flip a coin?

6:00pm - sip from my tea pond with my gold galapagos turtle

7:09pm - read zenrin poems to the fallen leaves

8:00pm - seek affinity with the mind

9:00pm - realize everything is connected

10:48pm - praise the chirping birds outside

11:30pm - liberate myself from culture

midnight - fall asleep under the dining room table

2006-11-03T03:56:00.000-08:00

I lived in a house where the second story was a lofty kind of place with areas you could see down to the first story. Like the one I'm in now, but it was a different one then. So I woke just now at 3:30 am to tell you that there was a noise in the backyard in the dream. It was 3:00 am in the dream as well. There was a 3 year old boy out back, he had a bloody nose. He'd walked to the gas station down the street from his house a mile away and gotten lost, ended up in my backyard because he thought he saw some toys there and he was scared. I called his parents who's number was 333-3333 and they laughed, not panicked. I took him home in my car that ran on a blender motor. The santa ana's started blowing this week. Feels so familiar, every year.

2006-11-02T17:12:00.000-08:00

so there were bricks under my feet, and this cat walked in front of me but it looked at my face and smiled. I smiled back and it disappeared. Too bad.

Then this homeless man came up to me and asked what I was doing in this part of town. I told him I was meeting friends for PHO. I asked him then if I could photograph him, and he replied "for $5 and a book, you may". I declined, he walked away. I was carrying neither money nor books on me that day, shame...really.

i stopped in the coffee shop, and you know who was there. He spit a diamond at me, I looked at it on my shoe and then the waves came crashing into the windows. It got all blue green in the room, like in the YMCA when only the pool lights are on and its pretty. I felt like a fish in an aquarium. We sang songs the rest of the day and at night, we plucked white lights off of strings and tied them to the tails of the tiniest birds!

Went home, we fell asleep, and I wrote about it in my lucid waking.

2006-10-31T07:43:00.000-08:00

wake up at 5 am
panic! at the disco

slice the watermelon so its juice talks in Greek

get fitted for slingshot gown, buy tiara with a song

roundhouse the "Occupational Hazards Welcome Here" sign til ankles bleed, then laugh at Eric til you/he cries.
Red? Not Red, its got to be burn umber, mofo!

so you think you've seen the end of him? Don't count your burning bridges in one basket, sweetheart!
Walk straight into him, speak in tongues, go out for

PANCAKES? PANCAKES ANYONE?

flitting over the trees, the fireflies drag tournequettes down Dirtstring Lanetown.

Lava lamps, 2 for $25? I'll take .3 of them!

Why Yes! Yes I Will!

So I started this story one time, it was all like.

2006-10-28T21:48:00.000-07:00

12am - teeter totter on the moons axis

1pm - dip my hair in jelly and roam around cow pastures

2pm - ask Skinny if he wants to join me down at the local drinkin hole

3pm - punch Skinny

4:23 - Call Skinny and appologize

5:45 - Meet Donna for kettle korn at Jay & Jo-Bobs citytime theatre.

8:30 - Pick up ol' Sasquatch from the village forest

9:00 - Me and Sasquatch make a visit to Missy's Mellons boob jamboree

1:00am - Pass out on front lawn

2006-10-25T13:55:00.000-07:00

The floors on which you are walking, the gently sloping walls around you, and even the ceilings are made of plastics

2006-10-24T16:54:00.000-07:00

wake up

saute neckties in palm tree sauce

leave foul messages on the president of the earth's voicemail

shoot darts into massage tables

slip parchment paper into gaps between toes

pull out briskly

bleed.

2006-10-21T04:57:00.000-07:00

waking up with innovation inside. talking backwards in my sleep makes me think of japanese eggplant sliced on rye bread. semi-aware of typical guest relations, steamer trunks full of lemon curd take the place of napkin safety. don't cry, its only time for nero to crack his back.

2006-10-20T21:02:00.000-07:00

4 am - think about jessica simpson

noon - kill jessica simpson with her own big ass teeth

9 pm - dream about killing jessica simpson

midnight - rest peacefully knowing jessica simpson is d-e-a-d

2006-10-20T20:23:00.000-07:00

80Pm Heat and tie leg around waist.

90PM Hope for it to rise. So I can eat it.

190PM Eat it

200PM Realize I shouldnt have but never really realize.

40100PM Digest my leg into a new better one. Bigger and brighter.

40129093M Test new leg on course against McEnroe.

519983PM Realize Mcenroe isn't a real tennis player but a bum who stumbled onto the court because he forged a fake ID saying his name was John.

519985PM Punch John.... Abe McEnron. In the face and groin. Repeatedly.

2006-10-20T14:34:00.000-07:00

9:00 am - Stick bread into brick wall, toast lightly.

10-10:14 - Stifle cough and pull Sarah into the conversation with Running Billy.

12 noon - delivery truck arrives, count all the teeth in the UPS box 8 times.

3 pm - document cuts and bruises on legs, pulling bandages off quickly

8 pm - Replace all the lightbulbs in the house with tin foil, turn them on

11:47 pm - Collapse into hammock, singing songs in pretend spanish.

Schedule for Saturday October 20th.

2006-10-19T18:33:00.000-07:00

Noon: Wake up from the riverbed and have the village women dry my braids.

1PM: Have Sofia take me over to Darry's on the Fan Boat for Riverdale's Bear Jamboree

2:30PM: Paint with the stars and bask in the mushroom fields of Passamaquoddy

5:00: Eat flat bread and pass out

9-10ish Regroup with Darryl in the forest for Shaman meeting.

Notes:

Remember to call Dan about this quarters earnings report. Up Yahoo stocks if possible.

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2006-10-19T18:26:00.000-07:00

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